The main Police Station is right opposite the Crown Court. I’d like to think that this is the result of a time-and-motion study, but I doubt it.

If you navigate around, you will be able to see the court. It’s not very exciting. When I used to cycle past, there would occasionally be a camera crew outside. I’d watch the news in the evening to see what big case was on, and I was always disappointed. One time it was a “rogue kebab van owner.”

How can you be a “rogue kebab van owner”? And, should it be against the law?